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So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
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The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
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The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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