This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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