new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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