I'm going to jail i love you
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?