Did you just see the Batmobile???
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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