I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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