That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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