ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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