i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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