I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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