Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
she told me i tasted like america
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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