capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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