Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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