a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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