i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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