But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I just had sex on a roof
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He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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