I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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