Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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