What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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