quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
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Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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