so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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