epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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