A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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