please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
