Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
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Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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