walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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