you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
they're like a gay fantastic four
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Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
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I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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