? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
