nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
You've changed since you got that strap on
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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