Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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