By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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