he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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