It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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