Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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