So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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