remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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