Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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