Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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