is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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