HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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