You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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