there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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