why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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