My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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