Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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