Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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