Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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