I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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