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She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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