I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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