I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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