ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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