i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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